Anonymous asked:
Hi, not a cishet here, a triple A here. You are terrible to the community.

Nicaraguan Art Heaux
grlhex answered:

how the fuck is a battery texting me


thaibrator:

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

skeptical-scorpio:

The signs as a family

Aries: 9 year old son who fucking loves hotwheels

Taurus: the dad who likes to work on his deck and have barbecues

Gemini: the creepy uncle

Cancer: the mom who tries her best and deserves better tbh

Leo: the annoying younger cousin who has to be the center of attention

Virgo: your favourite cousin

Libra: the funny grandpa

Scorpio: wine aunt

Sagittarius: the disapproving grandpa

Capricorn: first cousin once removed who talks politics at Thanksgiving

Aquarius: the middle child who acts out for attention

Pisces: the oldest child who’s expected to be The Responsible One™